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我喜欢你的思考方式


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A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

译文:一位老师正在给一个班级的同学上课,她看到约翰尼没有认真听讲,所以她问他,“如果篱笆上坐着三只鸭子,你射中了一只,还剩下几只?”约翰尼说,“一只也不剩。”老师问道,“为什么?”约翰尼说,“因为这一枪把它们全吓跑了。”老师说,“不,应该是剩下两只,但是我喜欢你的思考方式。”约翰尼问老师,“如果你看到三个女人从冰激凌店走出来,一个在舔她的冰激凌,一个在吮吸她的冰激凌,还有一个在咬她的冰激凌,哪一个是已婚?”老师说,“吮吸她的冰激凌的那位。”约翰尼说,“不是,带结婚戒指的那位,但是我喜欢你的思考方式!”

 

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